For thirteen years Splimple has been publishing some of Britain’s most original and imaginative humour – with our greetings cards being recognised in major awards such as Gift of the Year and The Henries. On this trade website you can browse and purchase all our products. Click any of the images below for an overview of each of our ranges – and to gain access please click the appropriate button to the right>>>>

Alisons Animals pdf flyer

Alison’s Animals greetings cards:

Over 130 designs from arguably Britain’s favourite animal cartoonist

Country Strife

Country Strife

A rural reality check from the creator
of Alison’s Animals
eatings cards

Just Released

Mouth-watering recipes that help reduce food waste Ö a completely new concept in greetings cards.

Other Alison's Animals products

Coasters, calendars, mugs and other products to complement our cards

New - Alec’s Cards
The greetings card sensation of the South Pole, now available here.

Barking at the moon
Compelling photographic cards from Britainís most creative pet photographer

Tales from Whipplebottom Turvey:

500-word stories in a card – featuring Alison Lingley’s illustrations

New Wordies

They’re back …
and they haven’t even been away!

Nuff said
If Wordies are our wordiest range, Nuff Said is our most concise!

Differentish, originalish, funnyish and popularish.

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Christmas cards:
Three different ranges to suit people looking for original non-religious cards


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